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Thank you

Only in England.

I overheard my own conversation with the ticket collector on a train this morning – an entire dialogue, making complete sense to both parties, consisting of only four words words.

Conductor: ‘Thank you?’

Me: ‘Waterloo please.’

Conductor takes credit card.

Conductor: ‘Thank you.’

Me: ‘Thank you.’

Conductor hands over credit card machine.

Conductor: ‘Thank you?’

Me: ‘Thank you.’

I hand it back.

Me: ‘Thank you.

Conductor hands over ticket.

Conductor: ‘Thank you.’

Me: ‘Thank you.’
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